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197964 pheasants

I can't! The helmet is locked until I escape the mall!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197965 pheasants

Then walk out the front door and take off the helmet!!! It's not hard to escape a mall!!!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197966 pheasants

I can't, it's a one-way door!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197967 pheasants

Why would a mall have a one-way door?! That's idiotic!!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197968 pheasants

Well, it's keeping customers in their mall...
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197969 pheasants

Are the customers other people playing the virtual reality game?
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197970 pheasants

I'm not sure, all I know is I've gotta get out of this mall if I want to buy you those cat treats.
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197971 pheasants

What about the liquidating Sears? Surely that has a door to the outside!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197972 pheasants

Oh yeah, good idea!
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197973 pheasants

So? Don't keep me in suspense. Does the Sears have a door?
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197974 pheasants

I'm not sure yet, I'm on the third floor right now. Stupid elevator!!!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197975 pheasants

Why would you get on the elevator in a dysfunctional mall?!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197976 pheasants

Because this mall shut down the escalators!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197977 pheasants

Then you should've walked down the escalator!!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197978 pheasants

You can do that? I thought that was a myth!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197979 pheasants

No, it's not a freaking myth!!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197980 pheasants

Hang on, it's saying I can fix the elevator if I buy a $8.99 Elevator Pass from the game developer!
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197981 pheasants

Alright, enough of this. I'm getting a wire cutter and breaking the lock on your helmet.
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197982 pheasants

Well, I guess it's a pretty accurate representation of a mall... Maybe the game developer deserves the $8.99...
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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197983 pheasants

If you waste your money on that game then we're not friends anymore!! Where do you keep your wire cutters?
It's like asking for a slight hint of apocalypse.

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